The Things I DON'T Need To Know:

1. I honestly don't need to know that when you got your second knee replaced, you now had one leg shorter than the other leg; 
2. That it did you absolutely no good and you wish you had never gotten it done;
3. That your sister/aunt/cousin/whoever died in the hospital the next day after their knee replacement.   

What I do need you to do is:

1. Pray for me, that none of those things will happen to me;
2. That God would guide my surgeon's hand and bring me safely through surgery; 
3. Keep those things to yourself until after my surgery when you see me up and "running" because, honestly, I.REALLY.DON'T.NEED.TO.KNOW!!!